After 7ish months of dating my current boyfriend I finally got rid of my OkCupid profile but only because I wanted to make it funnier and I couldn’t come up with enough poop, fart and dick jokes for my profile. So I gave up and disabled my account.

There is no better laxative than an interview for a job you really want.

too tired for anything  everything

Belinda Carlisle: getting me through my depression

sometimes you just need small goals to make it through the day. today’s goals

• not lie in bed all day
• minimize suicidal thoughts

Pregnancy Scare 2.0

Panic attack 82.0

One good thing about my depresssion

Crying while driving make cops afraid to give you tickets

"Hi. Working with Asian women has really made me fall in love with how beautiful Asian women can be…unfortunately I am not allowed to bring one home from here, or I probably would. :P Since you’re bisexual, I’d bring you one too! Don’t worry!"

-Some dude on OkCupid

i can’t even. where do I start? so fucking offensive on so many levels

Next time some ‘gender sensitive’ dude hits on me I am going to tell him I have been shitting my pants for the past week.

All the feelz

As much as I like to pretend I am this super bad ass confident feminist the truth is that I am far from it. Constantly I am question myself, my thoughts, my actions, my relationships. Even things other people seem to think are pretty bad ass I constantly find myself questioning. ‘Why did I get arrested? Did I just make it substantially harder to get any sort of job in my career field?  What was the point of getting arrested? Did anything really change because of my arrest?’ 

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